Airman Jones was assigned to the induction centre, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn’t long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones had almost a 100% record for insurance sales, which had never happened before.
Rather than ask about this, the Captain stood in the back of the room and listened to Jones’s sales pitch. Jones explained the basics of the GI Insurance to the new recruits, and then said, “If you have GI Insurance and go into battle and are killed, the government has to pay $200,000 to your beneficiaries. If you don’t have GI insurance, and you go into battle and get killed, the government only has to pay a maximum of $6000.”
“Now,” he concluded, “which bunch do you think they are going to send into battle first?”
Thanks to Kaleidoscope for letting me use this one.
I had to laugh out loud on this one…oh and I must share it with my friends who’ve been in the military.
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You found a good one! Malteser to you!
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Yep got laugh out of this one from me too… good one!!!
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ha!
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that is brilliant
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That’s what I call black humour. BTW in your previous post, Tito was not dead – I distinctly saw him wave at me.
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