Joke 835

Kids say the funniest things

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

• You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.   Alan, age 10
• No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with.   Kristen, age 10

 

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

• No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.   Freddie, age 6

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

• You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.   Derrick, age 8

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT IS TURNING SOUR?

• I’d run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.   Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

• When they’re rich.   Pam, age 7
• The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with that.   Curt, age 7

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

• Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.    Ricky, age 10

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Thanks to Grannymar for pointing me in the direction of dailynewsdig, where you can read more.