Joke 835

6 Jul

Kids say the funniest things

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

  • You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.   Alan, age 10
  • No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with.   Kristen, age 10

 

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

  • No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.   Freddie, age 6

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

  • You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.   Derrick, age 8

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT IS TURNING SOUR?

  • I’d run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.   Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

  • When they’re rich.   Pam, age 7
  • The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with that.   Curt, age 7

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

  • Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.    Ricky, age 10

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Thanks to Grannymar for pointing me in the direction of dailynewsdig, where you can read more.

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12 Responses to “Joke 835”

  1. Terry July 6, 2013 at 04:03 #

    love these, they are always my favorites when you talk about kids

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  2. Grannymar July 6, 2013 at 10:56 #

    I loved that Bill Cosby cosy chat!

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  3. sharechair July 6, 2013 at 13:46 #

    Oh, dear. I think my husband may have been talking to Ricky.

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  4. slpmartin July 6, 2013 at 16:40 #

    Some pretty cute things in that list.

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  5. SchmidleysScribbling July 6, 2013 at 18:01 #

    Years ago, I I was in Little Rock Arkansas and walked through an airport to catch a plane with Art Linkletter, the founder of the Kids Say the Darndest Things program in the 1950s. I always liked these programs.

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  6. Kay's Musings July 6, 2013 at 22:48 #

    Kids DO say the funniest things. I well remember from when I was teaching 1st grade.

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  7. lanceleuven July 7, 2013 at 18:20 #

    Brilliant! Every one is pure genius! 😀

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  8. benzeknees July 8, 2013 at 08:37 #

    Pretty even if she looks like a truck . . . hahahahahahaha!

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  9. Katharine Trauger July 8, 2013 at 13:17 #

    Loved this! 🙂

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  10. colonialist July 8, 2013 at 20:58 #

    Worried about Freddie’s home life!
    The chip and dip one really is a marriage made in heaven!

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