The Adjuster (Photo credit: Graela)
Tech Support: I need you to right-click on the open desktop.
Customer: Ok.
Tech Support: Did you get a pop-up menu?
Customer: No.
Tech Support: Ok. Right-click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?
Customer: No.
Tech Support: Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?
Customer: Sure, you told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote ‘click’.
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I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
The Laughing Housewife 
was this a dumb blonde joke???? hehehehe
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Hammer time? I never pictured you being a fan of bad rap music.
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It was funny to me : )
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I must admit I’ve had discussion like that.
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Where Jock comes from, a hammer is known as a Port Glasgow Screwdriver – an
if-all-else-fails kind of tool.
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Loved it!
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Just shows you can’t tale anything for granted….:-D
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Hey, we’ve all been there! 😉
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This reminded me of the time I taught my mum about emails. She said, “What, do you … hold the phone up to the screen?”
😳
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I totally get that! I owned and used my phone for a year before I realised it was a touch screen…and I only realised then because I mentioned to the Hub that I’d love a touch phone and he laughed at me. 🙂
And the first time I tried to use the camera on it, I looked through the hole and couldn’t understand why I couldn’t see anything…
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LOL! I could see how that might happen…..
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Hahahahahaha!
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Language is so slippery.
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