Joke 836

7 Jul
The Adjuster

The Adjuster (Photo credit: Graela)

Tech Support: I need you to right-click on the open desktop.

Customer: Ok.

Tech Support: Did you get a pop-up menu?

Customer: No.

Tech Support: Ok. Right-click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?

Customer: No.

Tech Support: Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?

Customer: Sure, you told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote ‘click’.





13 Responses to “Joke 836”

  1. Terry July 7, 2013 at 04:10 #

    was this a dumb blonde joke???? hehehehe


  2. bumblepuppies July 7, 2013 at 04:29 #

    Hammer time? I never pictured you being a fan of bad rap music.


  3. July 7, 2013 at 05:03 #

    It was funny to me : )


  4. slpmartin July 7, 2013 at 05:26 #

    I must admit I’ve had discussion like that.


  5. July 7, 2013 at 07:03 #

    Where Jock comes from, a hammer is known as a Port Glasgow Screwdriver – an
    if-all-else-fails kind of tool.


  6. mairedubhtx July 7, 2013 at 13:16 #

    Loved it!


  7. kateshrewsday July 7, 2013 at 17:04 #

    Just shows you can’t tale anything for granted….:-D


  8. lanceleuven July 7, 2013 at 18:06 #

    Hey, we’ve all been there! 😉


  9. sanstorm July 7, 2013 at 21:06 #

    This reminded me of the time I taught my mum about emails. She said, “What, do you … hold the phone up to the screen?”


    • The Laughing Housewife July 9, 2013 at 09:37 #

      I totally get that! I owned and used my phone for a year before I realised it was a touch screen…and I only realised then because I mentioned to the Hub that I’d love a touch phone and he laughed at me. 🙂

      And the first time I tried to use the camera on it, I looked through the hole and couldn’t understand why I couldn’t see anything…


  10. Rorybore July 8, 2013 at 03:38 #

    LOL! I could see how that might happen…..


  11. benzeknees July 8, 2013 at 08:34 #



  12. Hattie July 8, 2013 at 21:44 #

    Language is so slippery.


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