Overheard at the Garden Cafe Nectar Bar (Photo credit: Graela)
Q: What’s the difference between a pit bull and a woman in menopause?
A: Lipstick
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Q: What’s 10 times worse than a woman in menopause?
A: Two women in menopause.
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Q: Which is scarier, a puppy or a rational woman in menopause?
A: A puppy, because a rational woman in menopause doesn’t really exist.
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Q: What’s the quickest way for a man to end up sleeping on the couch?
A: Forgetting to erase his internet history after reading menopause jokes…
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