Overheard at the Garden Cafe Nectar Bar (Photo credit: Graela)
Q: What’s the difference between a pit bull and a woman in menopause?
A: Lipstick
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Q: What’s 10 times worse than a woman in menopause?
A: Two women in menopause.
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Q: Which is scarier, a puppy or a rational woman in menopause?
A: A puppy, because a rational woman in menopause doesn’t really exist.
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Q: What’s the quickest way for a man to end up sleeping on the couch?
A: Forgetting to erase his internet history after reading menopause jokes…
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Am I getting a hint here?
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Yup…
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Definitely a theme I can relate to here!
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No question about it, this medical phenomenon certainly gives men a pause.
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Reading aloud to hubs while driving home from visiting the daughter. He says, “You’re kinda hard on the pit bull . . .
😉
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😀 😀 😀
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Be kind to your girlfriends. It could happen to you one day. I like the fact that doctors now say there IS such a thing as male menopause. Ever think of that word? Men Pause. We all need one now and then.
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Actually, I’m more or less there…
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those were so funny!!
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Menopause is OK. It’s WOMENOPAUSE which causes all the problems.
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