Joke 837

8 Jul
Overheard at the Garden Cafe Nectar Bar

Overheard at the Garden Cafe Nectar Bar (Photo credit: Graela)

Q: What’s the difference between a pit bull and a woman in menopause?

A: Lipstick

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Q: What’s 10 times worse than a woman in menopause?

A: Two women in menopause.

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Q: Which is scarier, a puppy or a rational woman in menopause?

A: A puppy, because a rational woman in menopause doesn’t really exist.

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Q: What’s the quickest way for a man to end up sleeping on the couch?

A: Forgetting to erase his internet history after reading menopause jokes…

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10 Responses to “Joke 837”

  1. http://vivinfrance.wordpress.com July 8, 2013 at 06:40 #

    Am I getting a hint here?

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  2. benzeknees July 8, 2013 at 08:32 #

    Definitely a theme I can relate to here!

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  3. Al July 8, 2013 at 12:09 #

    No question about it, this medical phenomenon certainly gives men a pause.

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  4. Katharine Trauger July 8, 2013 at 13:02 #

    Reading aloud to hubs while driving home from visiting the daughter. He says, “You’re kinda hard on the pit bull . . .
    😉

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  5. SchmidleysScribbling July 8, 2013 at 17:40 #

    Be kind to your girlfriends. It could happen to you one day. I like the fact that doctors now say there IS such a thing as male menopause. Ever think of that word? Men Pause. We all need one now and then.

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  6. Terry July 8, 2013 at 18:03 #

    those were so funny!!

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  7. colonialist July 8, 2013 at 22:22 #

    Menopause is OK. It’s WOMENOPAUSE which causes all the problems.

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I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.

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