Archive | 04:00

Joke 840

11 Jul
Funny Twitter T-shirt

Funny Twitter T-shirt (Photo credit: Robert Scoble)

Funny One Liners from Twitter:

  • It is truly easier to forgive your enemies than to figure out how to limit their access to your Facebook page.
  • I remember when yoga was called Twister.
  • One of the ‘World’s Strongest Man’ events should be “Pulling apart two shopping carts that are stuck together.”
  • Childhood is like being drunk; everyone remembers what you did, except you.
  • We all think we’re pretty smart until we try to turn on someone else’s shower.
  • Another World’s Oldest Man has died. This is beginning to look suspicious.
  • Told the doctor I thought I had athlete’s foot. He looked at me and said, “I don’t think you have athlete’s anything.”
  • The kids text me “plz” Because it’s shorter than “please”. I text back “no” because it’s shorter than “yes”.

 

%d bloggers like this: