Joke 842

13 Jul
Publicity photo of Fred Allen for the premiere...

Publicity photo of Fred Allen for the premiere of the radio program Texaco Star Theater. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

  • I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and — I can’t remember what the third thing is.   Fred Allen
  • “I need to talk to you” is the one sentence that has the power to make you 
remember every bad thing you’ve ever done in your life.   Aaron Karo, on ruminations.com
  • A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men, and I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh.   Conan O’Brien
  • My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. He was right — I feel ten years older already.   Milton Berle

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4 Responses to “Joke 842”

  1. Helen Cherry July 13, 2013 at 07:55 #

    😀

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  2. jatwood4 July 13, 2013 at 09:25 #

    The oldies are still goodies! 😎

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  3. viveka July 13, 2013 at 11:13 #

    Thanks for this … all in my taste. So thanks for bringing smiles to me.

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  4. benzeknees July 14, 2013 at 10:10 #

    This is a good batch!

    Like

I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.

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