Joke 844

15 Jul

the_dos_and_donts_with_babies_013 (Photo credit: DrJohnBullas)

One evening Jessica found her husband Mike with his head cocked looking at their baby’s cot.  Silently she watched him.

As Mike twisted and turned looking at their infant, Jessica could see on Mike’s face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, joy, surprise, enchantment and scepticism.

Mike did not usually show his emotions and his unusual display brought tears to her eyes.  Jessica put her arm around her husband and gently asked, “A penny for your thoughts.”

“It’s amazing!” Mike replied. “I just can’t work out how Mothercare are able to make a cot like that for only £49.99.”

6 Responses to “Joke 844”

  1. slpmartin July 15, 2013 at 04:03 #

    Oh…a man who will certain hear one of those phrases you recently posted about what women’s words mean.


  2. Terry July 15, 2013 at 04:23 #

    just like a man, I tell ya!!!!


  3. Rorybore July 15, 2013 at 06:13 #

    mine had a lone screw in his hand. 🙂


  4. benzeknees July 15, 2013 at 21:11 #

    groan . . .


  5. SchmidleysScribbling July 15, 2013 at 21:13 #

    Analytical types (like me) say dumb things. Dianne


  6. Hattie July 15, 2013 at 22:31 #

    Sexist against men. Naturally, I love it!


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