Joke 846

17 Jul
Flat Tire

Flat Tire (Photo credit: Ryan Stanton)

Late one Saturday evening, the phone rang. Grumpy and sleepy, Mary answered it.  The party on the other end of the line paused for a moment before rushing breathlessly into a lengthy speech: “Mom, this is Susan and I’m sorry I woke you up, but I had to call because I’m going to be a little late getting home. See, Dad’s car has a flat but it’s not my fault. Honest! I don’t know what happened. The tire just went flat while we were inside the theatre. Please don’t be mad, okay?”

Mary didn’t have any daughters so it was obviously a wrong number.  “I’m sorry dear,” she replied, “but you’ve reached the wrong number. I don’t have a daughter named Susan.”

“Gosh, Mom,” came the young woman’s voice, “I didn’t think you’d be this mad.”


From jokeoftheday.


6 Responses to “Joke 846”

  1. slpmartin July 17, 2013 at 14:59 #

    Oh my, one can get disowned for such small things theses days…a cute joke.


  2. July 17, 2013 at 15:22 #

    Haven’t we all wanted to say that at one time or another!!


  3. Grannymar July 17, 2013 at 18:22 #

    I might have said: Your mother left home, did she not tell you the new address!


  4. benzeknees July 17, 2013 at 19:55 #

    Finger snaps!


  5. July 17, 2013 at 20:38 #

    That reminds me of that lovely wrong number record of a Jewish girl who pours out her troubles to her Momma, as she thought, children ill, husband left, blizzard conditions and no food in the house.When they realise it was a wrong number the poor girl cries “Does that mean you’re not coming?”


  6. Colonialist July 18, 2013 at 21:00 #

    Disowned and disinherited! 🙂


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