Joke 847

18 Jul
All teeth

All teeth (Photo credit: Garrette)

An alien boy and his father were visiting earth and found themselves in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.

The boy asked his father, “What is this, Father?” The father, never having  seen an elevator, responded, “Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don’t know what it is.”

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.

The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction.

The walls opened up again and a beautiful young woman stepped out. The father said to his son, “Go get your mother.”



14 Responses to “Joke 847”

  1. bevchen July 18, 2013 at 08:57 #

    HAHAHA, love it!


  2. July 18, 2013 at 10:52 #

    Absobloominglutely brilliant. I’m glad you’re more or less OK. I’ve missed you! Take plenty of rest.


  3. benzeknees July 18, 2013 at 11:08 #

    An oldie but goodie!


  4. Michael Carnell July 18, 2013 at 11:25 #

    Excellent! Somehow I don’t think my wife would think it was so funny though.


  5. Al July 18, 2013 at 12:12 #

    You’ve really elevated your humor with this one!


  6. sharechair July 18, 2013 at 12:19 #

    oh my oh my …. that is too funny!


  7. The Hub July 18, 2013 at 12:46 #

    I have totally forbidden Tilly to go near it.


  8. Janie Jones July 18, 2013 at 18:42 #

    I thought the elevator was going to come back empty and the alien father would have the same punchline…


  9. Colonialist July 18, 2013 at 18:58 #

    Talk about a facelift! 🙂


  10. slpmartin July 18, 2013 at 23:20 #

    That was very cute.


  11. July 19, 2013 at 04:21 #

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA >>Thanks for that. Where is that elevator???


  12. lanceleuven July 19, 2013 at 13:29 #

    Brilliant! 🙂

    It vaguely reminded me of another joke which I had to go and look up (I hope you don’t mind me putting this in here. Feel free to edit it out if you’d rather):

    Two aliens landed in the desert near a gas station. They approached one of the gas pumps, and one of the aliens addressed it.
    “Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader.”
    The gas pumps of course, didn’t respond. The alien, annoyed by what he perceived to be the gas pumps haughty attitude, drew his ray gun, and said impatiently, “Earthling, take us to your leader, or I’ll fire!”
    The other alien shouts, “No, you don’t want to make him mad!” But the first alien fired anyway.
    There was a huge explosion that blew both of them 200 meters into the desert! When they finally regained consciousness, the one who fired turned to the other one and said, “What a ferocious creature! How did you know it was so dangerous?”
    The other alien answered, “If there’s one thing I’ve learned during my travels through the galaxy, it’s that never mess with a guy who he can wrap his penis around himself and then stick it in his own ear.”


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