I lifted this from Robin Coyle’s blog. Thank you, Robin!
Which is your favourite?
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I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.
This Is Me:
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
I have the funniest readers in the blogosphere (not necessarily ha ha…)
The Laughing Housewife 
I love them all, but like the dyslexic man best 🙂
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Too many good ones to choose a favourite! S
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Oh, dear, you set me to laughing this time! I like the Energizer Bunny most, since it’s a double. 🙂 Am sending the PMS one to a friend who needs it. 🙂 Thanks so much!
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All good …. thanks for the big smile with my breakfast. The bunny and the pencil ones .. are my pick.
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I love them all, but the one about anti-gravity got the belly laugh.
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I agree. How do you pick just one favorite?
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Ahhhhh, hard to choose but I guess the dyslexic man !!!
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Nice lifting! Thanks Madam Housewife!
I have to say . . . after much consideration . . . and sleeping on it . . . I love them all!
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