Guess what I did yesterday?
After 16 pints of Coke, 9 bags of Minstrels and 5 large popcorns, The Hobbit was finally over.
I met a Spanish Hobbit today.
The Hobbit: the only time it’s quicker to read the book than watch the film.
We went to the cinema last night.
My husband approached the girl at the front desk and said, “Two tickets, please.”
The girl asked, “For The Hobbit?”
He replied, “Actually, she’s my wife.”
My friend was showing off his new gold ring so I
snatched it, took it to the nearest volcano and chucked it into the molten lava.
“What did you do that for?!” he shouted at me.
“Force of hobbit,” I replied.
How many coins does it take to play the new “Hobbit” pinball machine?
None: it takes Tolkiens.