Joke 853

24 Jul








Trash, Compost, Recycling, Google Apps. Micros...

Trash, Compost, Recycling, Google Apps. Microsoft, Redmond Campus, Washington USA (Photo credit: Wonderlane)


One of Microsoft’s finest technicians was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target.




The technician looked at his rifle, and then at the target. He looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again. He put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other hand. The end of his finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled toward the target area, “It’s leaving here just fine, the trouble must be at your end!”








Apologies for the delay in posting today’s joke – I had problems accessing the internet.




This one came from ahajokes.




9 Responses to “Joke 853”

  1. July 24, 2013 at 14:29 #

    As someone that enjoys Target practice for fun I found this soo funny ( partly scary) I sit at the Airport and am laughing out loud!


  2. jatwood4 July 24, 2013 at 14:35 #

    Hee, Hee!


  3. slpmartin July 24, 2013 at 15:59 #

    Been having similar problems….maybe my router is dying…enjoyed the joke.


  4. Barbara July 24, 2013 at 17:02 #

    Love it 🙂


  5. July 24, 2013 at 17:15 #

    Poetic justice.


  6. SchmidleysScribbling July 24, 2013 at 21:09 #

    HaHa and I see you’ve been sentenced to Google Hell. Dianne


  7. Katharine Trauger July 25, 2013 at 05:11 #

    Perfect. Simply perfect. Worth the wait. 🙂


  8. adinparadise July 25, 2013 at 09:15 #



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