Give your newer sisters and brothers-in-WordPress one piece of advice based on your experiences blogging.
Don’t omit words if you don’t want me to have an aneurysm.
‘…experiences OF blogging,’ WordPress! ‘OF!’
Or is it?
Is it ‘in’? Is it ‘when’? Is it something else altogether?
I have a headache.
New one piece of advice, new bloggers: don’t pretend to be an expert when you are full of self-doubt.
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Do you feel uncomfortable when you see someone else being embarrassed?
Always; that’s why I have an aneurysm instead of pointing out your grammatical, punctuation and spelling errors.
What’s most likely to make you squirm?
Anyone who says ‘supposably’. I feel all the embarrassment they don’t.
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Do you need to agree with an artist’s lifestyle or politics to appreciate their art?
No; but don’t be surprised if people assume you do.
To spend money on it?
No; I need actual money to do that.
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You receive a call from someone an unexpected person. Who is it, and what is the conversation about? Go!
Caller: Did you read the latest WordPress prompt? An extra space, a superfluous word and an imperative!
Me: Sorry; I can’t talk right now: I’m having an aneurysm.
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If you could be someone else for a day, who would you be, and why? If that seems too easy, try this one: who would you like to have spend a day as you and what do you hope they’d learn from the experience?
I wouldn’t be anyone; I’m happy to be me. If pushed, however, I would have to say Jada Pinkett Smith. For obvious reasons.
If someone had to be me, I would take a WordPress prompter; I hope they’d learn how not to make my head explode.
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What’s the most significant secret you’ve ever kept? Did the truth ever come out?
Yeah, right, WordPress! Like I’d tell you…nice try.
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Describe a little thing — one of the things you love that define you worlds but is often overlooked.
I like the letter ‘r’. I can tell you don’t feel the same way.
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The Tooth Fairy (or Easter Bunny, or Santa Claus . . .): a fun and harmless fiction, or a pointless justification for lying to children?
I’m a parent; why would I need justification to lie to my children?
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Here’s the title of your post: “An Offer I Couldn’t Refuse.”
Set a timer for ten minutes, and write it. Go!
WordPress, WordPress, WordPress…you make it too easy for me.
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I love you when you are at your wry-est, most sarcastic. Great responses!
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Thanks x
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Back on form, Tilly. Thank you for the giggles. I have just left a comment, about an article on the creative writing courses, in the OU Newsletter and was horrified to see an un-deleted superfluous “the”. It is I who is having the aneurism!
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I missed that one!
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Ahhh…
A very reassuring post, somehow.
All is right with at least a few parts of the world.
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😀
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The letter “r”. Love it. Thanks so.
As if . . . 😉
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I think that WordPress is an American company which is why the are not always grammatically correct…forgive them….
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I can’t believe WP can make this many errors in their prompts. Supposably, they have proof readers don’t they?
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Arggghhh!
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thanks for the smiles.
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ROFL! This is my kind of prompt – don’t be surprised if I steal it! Do you remember Wimpy from the Popeye cartoons? I will gladly pay you a Malteser Tuesday for a Malteser today.
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I’m sad to say I don’t; I was never a Popeye fan 😦
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How about “your blogging experiences”? No need for a preposition at all. I hate prepositions. Or is it propositions? Gah, that just gave me a a headache!
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My problem is, I know what they do, but not what they’re called. Impressed by your knowledge. Have an aspirin.
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Rather sets the tone for the morning for me…smiling…thanks!
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Oh dear Tilly, you’re back — on top form!
Experiences — with blogging, perhaps!
Do other bloggers really take the WordPress prompts seriously? What’re the purposes of these prompts? Inspiration? Inspiration for whom — Tilly?
Have a lovely evening! Tilly, please come back often.
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Lots of bloggers take them very seriously – that is the WP intention. But I lost it after the kittens in a sack on a railway track and never managed to get it back again 🙂
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Dear Tilly,
Do it your way. You’ve carved a career out of WordPress prompts. Be creative! You’re hilarious!
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Bless you!
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Hehehe. 🙂
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Tilly, I’ve missed you!!!! Those WordPress prompters need to be reminded that our Tilly is still on the look out for silly questions and questionable grammar usage. Hooray for Tilly. 😀
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I’m sorry I’ve been so absent. I promise to do better 🙂
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excellent reading. I always wonder to myself when I see this type of writing,,,,,,,,,,what school did they go to,,,
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Shocking, isn’t it?
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I love these posts! they need to be compiled and go in a book, seriously.
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😀 I have thought about it, believe me.
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This might show you how inept I am. I’ve got a back-up blog on WordPress and haven’t seen those prompts. I must be doing something wrong.
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No, you sign up for the daily email. They are voluntary but they do help people struggling for ideas.
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We’d hate to see your head explode, Tilly. As therapy, perhaps you could do a weekly summary of bloggers’ grammar/punctuation errors (see the NYT http://afterdeadline.blogs.nytimes.com/) – I’m in!
http://rendezvous.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/03/16/dropped-apostrophe-sparks-grammar-war/?_r=0
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Oh no! I would never be so rude 🙂
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Ha ! most excellent Tilly!
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