Oh Noes! I’m Getting OLD! (Photo credit: amalthya)
Two old men were sitting in the yard outside their care home one day. Tim turned to Tom and said, “Tom, I’m really feeling my age today. I just hurt all over. How are you feeling?”
Tom replied, “I feel just like a new born babe.”
Tim looked at him, startled. “A new born babe? Really?”
“Yep. I have no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.”
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I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
The Laughing Housewife 
Oh that’s a good one!
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Too close for comfort!
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oh oh oh oh…… that is so funny, but it’s not funny (too close to true) …. but still funny
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I’m with Tom! If someone gave me a Malteser today I think I would have to gum it since I bit my tongue yesterday!
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Ow!
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