Joke 854

25 Jul
Oh Noes! I'm Getting OLD!

Oh Noes! I’m Getting OLD! (Photo credit: amalthya)




Two old men were sitting in the yard outside their care home one day.   Tim turned to Tom and said, “Tom, I’m really feeling my age today.  I just hurt all over. How are you feeling?”


Tom replied, “I feel just like a new born babe.”


Tim looked at him, startled. “A new born babe? Really?”


“Yep. I have no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.” 







5 Responses to “Joke 854”

  1. slpmartin July 25, 2013 at 04:04 #

    Oh that’s a good one!


  2. July 25, 2013 at 06:43 #

    Too close for comfort!


  3. sharechair July 25, 2013 at 12:51 #

    oh oh oh oh…… that is so funny, but it’s not funny (too close to true) …. but still funny


  4. benzeknees July 25, 2013 at 16:51 #

    I’m with Tom! If someone gave me a Malteser today I think I would have to gum it since I bit my tongue yesterday!


I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.

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