Joke 855

Lives saved by seat belts and airbags (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Food For Thought

• I started out with nothing…I still have most of it.
• I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.
• Funny, I don’t remember being absent-minded.
• If all is not lost, where is it?
• It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
• If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.
• The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging.
• I went to school to become a wit; only got halfway through.
• It was all so different before everything changed.
• Old programmers never die. They just terminate and stay resident.
• A day without sunshine is like a day in Seattle.
• I wish the buck stopped here. I could use a few.
• Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip round the sun.
• The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you’re in the bathroom.
• If you’re living on the edge, make sure you’re wearing your seat belt.
• A closed mouth gathers no foot.
• It’s not hard to meet expenses…they’re everywhere.
• Twelve people who determine which client has the better attorney.

From Will & Guy