Joke 857

28 Jul
Extreme planking in my cubicle at the office #...

Extreme planking in my cubicle at the office #planking #newsfromthecube (Photo credit: slworking2)

Tech Support Calls 

Customer: “My disk ran out of space when trying to save my Word document, so I changed it from double spaced to single spaced and it still wouldn’t fit!”

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Tech Support: “Have you made backups of your software and data?”
Customer: “I didn’t know it had a reverse.”

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Customer: “All my files I saved last week to my C: drive are missing!”
Tech Support: “Do you remember what directory you first saved them in?”
Customer: “No, I don’t. I just know it was on my C: drive.”
Tech Support: “Ok, I’ll walk you through how to find the files.”
Customer: “I wouldn’t think I would be losing files on this computer. Gee, I just had the hard drive replaced in it yesterday.”

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Customer: “Do I need a computer to use your software?”
Tech Support: “Ok, I can help you install the software. Would you like me to do that?”
Customer: “Yes.”
Tech Support: “All right, can you insert the disk in the disk drive please?”
Customer: “How?”
Tech Support: “Place the disk in the opening at the front of the computer.”
Customer: “Will I have to have my computer delivered before we can do this?”
Tech Support: “Um yes, that might be an idea.”

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Tech Support: “Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the ‘OK’ button displayed?”
Customer: “Wow. How can you see my screen from there?”

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Customer: “How do you spell ‘Internet America’? Is there a space between ‘inter’ and ‘net’?”
Tech Support: “No space between ‘inter’ and ‘net’. It’s spelled normally.”
Customer: “Ok. A-M-E-R-I-C-K?”
Tech Support: “That’s A-M-E-R-I-C-A.”
Customer: “I-C-K???”
Tech Support: “‘A’ as in apple”
Customer: “There’s no ‘K’ in apple!”

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From Will & Guy.

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8 Responses to “Joke 857”

  1. Katharine Trauger July 28, 2013 at 04:59 #

    Hey!!! K is my favorite letter! Watch it! 😉

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  2. Helen Cherry July 28, 2013 at 10:51 #

    sadly not unbelievable !! but very, very funny!

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  3. SchmidleysScribbling July 28, 2013 at 15:55 #

    What a difference a K makes. Dianne

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  4. slpmartin July 28, 2013 at 17:44 #

    Those were fun.

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  5. Terry July 29, 2013 at 01:58 #

    oh geesh are there really people out there like this??? LOL

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  6. Gabrielle Bryden July 29, 2013 at 05:15 #

    Who are these people – hahaha – and how did that man get up there!

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  7. Grannymar July 31, 2013 at 07:01 #

    O K I get it!

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  8. bluebee August 4, 2013 at 05:33 #

    This is way too much like being at work.

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