A lady walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic.
“Ma’am, what do you want with arsenic?”
“To kill my husband.”
“I can’t sell you arsenic to kill a person!”
The lady lays down a photo of a man and a woman in a compromising position. The man is her husband and the woman is the pharmacist’s wife.
He takes the photo and nods. “I didn’t realize you had a prescription!”