Zimm (Photo credit: JoeAlterio)
A lady walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic.
“Ma’am, what do you want with arsenic?”
“To kill my husband.”
“I can’t sell you arsenic to kill a person!”
The lady lays down a photo of a man and a woman in a compromising position. The man is her husband and the woman is the pharmacist’s wife.
He takes the photo and nods. “I didn’t realize you had a prescription!”
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I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
The Laughing Housewife 
Hahahaha! You’re killing me! 🙂
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ROFL!
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Even Jock roared with laughter at this one!
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sad, but funny
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Oh…a good morning laugh.
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Good ONE …. Good ONE! *laughter
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This one definitely made me giggle.
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Makes perfect sense to me!
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Now that put a smile on my face that is sure to last all day!
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