A man walks into the doctor’s office. He has a banana stuck in one ear, celery in the other and a carrot up one nostril.
The man says, “Doc, this is terrible. What’s wrong with me?”
The doctor replies, “It’s obvious: you need to start eating sensibly.”
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Source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/foodjokes/asparagusjokes.html
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That old, bad joke was really the introduction to the following funnies, which I lifted from Answer It’s blog:
You should think about visiting; her tagline is:
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
I have the funniest readers in the blogosphere (not necessarily ha ha…)