A man walks into the doctor’s office. He has a banana stuck in one ear, celery in the other and a carrot up one nostril.
The man says, “Doc, this is terrible. What’s wrong with me?”
The doctor replies, “It’s obvious: you need to start eating sensibly.”
That old, bad joke was really the introduction to the following funnies, which I lifted from Answer It’s blog:
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