Joke 859

30 Jul

A man walks into the doctor’s office.   He has a banana stuck in one ear, celery in the other and a carrot up one nostril.

The man says, “Doc, this is terrible. What’s wrong with me?”

The doctor replies, “It’s obvious: you need to start eating sensibly.” 

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Source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/foodjokes/asparagusjokes.html

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That old, bad joke was really the introduction to the following funnies, which I lifted from Answer It’s blog:

cheese

chocolate and upset woman

cookie

cooking shows

You should think about visiting; her tagline is: 

Funny pictures & cartoons to make you smile.

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12 Responses to “Joke 859”

  1. slpmartin July 30, 2013 at 04:48 #

    Oh that last cartoon is really right on the mark.

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  2. jatwood4 July 30, 2013 at 05:03 #

    Heeheeheeheehee!

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  3. vastlycurious.com July 30, 2013 at 06:11 #

    Missed you !

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  4. http://vivinfrance.wordpress.com July 30, 2013 at 09:18 #

    Lovely Jubbly

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  5. Lisaman July 30, 2013 at 09:35 #

    Hahahaha I love that last one on cooking shows!!

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  6. sharechair July 30, 2013 at 13:54 #

    Look at that angry cookie!

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  7. sheilamariegrimes July 30, 2013 at 19:10 #

    weird …cute….tks!

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  8. Grannymar July 31, 2013 at 07:20 #

    Al that food, I think it is time for breakfast.

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  9. benzeknees July 31, 2013 at 18:46 #

    Now I know why you follow this blog. On your recommendation, I hopped over there & was ROFL!

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  10. bluebee August 4, 2013 at 03:21 #

    All very funny. and the cheese board is wonderfully creative

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