Joke 865

5 Aug

Kids!

  • You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.
  • Grandchildren are God’s reward for not killing your own children.
  • Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
  • Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said.
  • The main purpose of holding children’s parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.
  • We childproofed our home, but they are still getting in.

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Thanks to my friend Michelle for this one.

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10 Responses to “Joke 865”

  1. vastlycurious.com August 5, 2013 at 04:17 #

    This is great ! Still watching the laughing baby!

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  2. Terry August 5, 2013 at 04:20 #

    every statement, so true, lol, great post!

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  3. Katharine Trauger August 5, 2013 at 04:23 #

    The first is my favorite and SO TRUE! 🙂

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  4. slpmartin August 5, 2013 at 05:16 #

    Always enjoy the post about children and what they say and do…thanks for the Sunday evening laughs.

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  5. Grannymar August 5, 2013 at 07:37 #

    Littl’uns are always good for a giggle!

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  6. Elaine - I used to be indecisive August 5, 2013 at 08:50 #

    The last one made me laugh the most! 😀

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  7. sharechair August 5, 2013 at 22:55 #

    Loved the first one….. now that my kids are in their 30’s, I’d like them to walk (over to me) and talk a little more! Full circle.

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  8. Al August 6, 2013 at 22:20 #

    That last one is “Joke Hall of Fame” worthy.

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  9. Janie Jones August 8, 2013 at 15:17 #

    Hysterical!

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