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9 Aug

Two of my favourite presenters, Holly & Phil:

Joke 869

9 Aug

Today’s jokes are in honour of where I am today.

Cartoon from Savage Chickens

William Shakespeare walks into a pub and the barman says, “Oi, Get out of here, you’re Bard!”

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Said Hamlet to Ophelia, 
“I’ll do a sketch of thee.
What kind of pencil shall I use?
2B, or not 2B?”

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What’s the difference between William Shakespeare and Walt Disney?

Shakespeare writes and Walt Disney.

(Try it in a Scottish accent)

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From Yahoo

 

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