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Joke 869
9 AugToday’s jokes are in honour of where I am today.
William Shakespeare walks into a pub and the barman says, “Oi, Get out of here, you’re Bard!”
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Said Hamlet to Ophelia,
“I’ll do a sketch of thee.
What kind of pencil shall I use?
2B, or not 2B?”
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What’s the difference between William Shakespeare and Walt Disney?
Shakespeare writes and Walt Disney.
(Try it in a Scottish accent)
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This Is Me:
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
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