Today’s jokes are in honour of where I am today.
William Shakespeare walks into a pub and the barman says, “Oi, Get out of here, you’re Bard!”
Said Hamlet to Ophelia,
“I’ll do a sketch of thee.
What kind of pencil shall I use?
2B, or not 2B?”
What’s the difference between William Shakespeare and Walt Disney?
Shakespeare writes and Walt Disney.
(Try it in a Scottish accent)