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Joke 870

10 Aug
Thanks to scot and buffy and one of the kids f...

Thanks to scot and buffy and one of the kids for inspiration (Photo credit: Graela)

A fellow came into my art supply shop today.

“Can you cut some canvas for me, please?” he asked.

“Of course,” I replied. “What width?”

The man stood there confused and said, “Scissors?”

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I am the Vatican’s barber.  I rock papal scissors.

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From jokebook.eu

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