Thanks to scot and buffy and one of the kids for inspiration (Photo credit: Graela)
A fellow came into my art supply shop today.
“Can you cut some canvas for me, please?” he asked.
“Of course,” I replied. “What width?”
The man stood there confused and said, “Scissors?”
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I am the Vatican’s barber. I rock papal scissors.
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I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
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