Joke 870

10 Aug
Thanks to scot and buffy and one of the kids f...

Thanks to scot and buffy and one of the kids for inspiration (Photo credit: Graela)

A fellow came into my art supply shop today.

“Can you cut some canvas for me, please?” he asked.

“Of course,” I replied. “What width?”

The man stood there confused and said, “Scissors?”

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I am the Vatican’s barber.  I rock papal scissors.

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From jokebook.eu

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12 Responses to “Joke 870”

  1. slpmartin August 10, 2013 at 04:10 #

    These are indeed a lead-in to the weekend.

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  2. viveka August 10, 2013 at 04:16 #

    Linda, here you got me lost – don’t understand anything of this … must be because ????!!!!

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  3. viveka August 10, 2013 at 04:16 #

    Forgotten to wish you and your boys … a great weekend.

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  4. vastlycurious.com August 10, 2013 at 05:05 #

    Am I dense? That went totally over my head???????

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  5. jatwood4 August 10, 2013 at 05:20 #

    I understood perfectly — got a good chuckle! Thanks, as always. 😎

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  6. gingerfightback August 10, 2013 at 06:33 #

    Puntastic!

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  7. siggiofmaine August 10, 2013 at 07:10 #

    Before I sighed…I must admit I snickered…and want to find a place to use the punch line.
    Have a wonderful weekend.
    Peace
    Siggi

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  8. Grannymar August 10, 2013 at 08:40 #

    Sharp. very sharp!

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  9. colonialist August 10, 2013 at 09:35 #

    Cutting remarks! A whiff of misunderstanding wif the can, vas!

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  10. SchmidleysScribbling August 10, 2013 at 16:04 #

    This dumb bunny don’t get the pun. Dianne

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  11. benzeknees August 12, 2013 at 21:42 #

    Love I rock papal scissors!

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