Joke 871

11 Aug
Dangit. This book is great.

Dangit. This book is great. (Photo credit: Brendan Lynch)

  • I’ve just taken up speed reading. Last night I did War And Peace in 20 seconds.  I know it’s only three words, but it’s a start.
  • I went to the book shop earlier to buy a Where’s Wally book. When I got there, I couldn’t find the book anywhere.  Well played Wally, well played.
  • I’ve been thinking of writing a mystery novel.  Or have I?
  • I went to Waterstones today to get a book about conspiracies.  They didn’t have any.  Coincidence?
  • Breaking News: Archaeologists digging at the site of Shakespeare’s house have uncovered thousands of monkey skeletons.
  • I’ve just published a book on DIY.  It’s blank and comes with a free pen.

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7 Responses to “Joke 871”

  1. vastlycurious.com August 11, 2013 at 04:44 #

    hehehe !

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  2. Janie Jones August 11, 2013 at 13:34 #

    This is a DYI comment…

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  3. jatwood4 August 11, 2013 at 15:03 #

    Good jokes, all! Thanks for the laughs!

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  4. lanceleuven August 12, 2013 at 12:42 #

    “Breaking News: Archaeologists digging at the site of Shakespeare’s house have uncovered thousands of monkey skeletons.”

    Hahahahah!! That was excellent! 😀

    Like

  5. benzeknees August 12, 2013 at 21:44 #

    Monkey skeletons? Translation please!

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