Sheep Herd Ahead (Photo credit: Richard Masoner / Cyclelicious)
A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a sheep sitting next to him.
“Are you a sheep?” asked the man, surprised.
“Yes.”
“What are you doing at the movies?”
The sheep replied, “Well, I liked the book.”
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I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
Sigh. ☺
Peace
Siggi
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This joke was really Ba a a a a h d!
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