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Edinburgh Fringe Festival Funniest Jokes – another sample from 2008-2013

Wispa (Photo credit: Z303)

• “I was playing chess with my friend and he said, ‘Let’s make this interesting’. So we stopped playing chess.”
  – Matt Kirshen
• “I was in a band which we called The Prevention, because we hoped people would say we were better than The Cure.”
  – Alan Sharp
• “Someone asked me recently – what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I’m not falling for that one again, wife.”
  – Mark Watson
• “Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly.”
  – Tim Vine
• “I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister.”
  – Will Marsh
• “You know you’re working class when your TV is bigger than your book case.”
  – Rob Beckett
• “I took part in the sun tanning Olympics – I just got Bronze.”
  – Tim Vine
• “I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!”
  – Stewart Francis
• “You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.”
  – Stewart Francis (winner, 2012)
• “I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell.”
  – Gary Delaney
• “I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa.”
  – Rob Auton (winner, 2013)

From the Huffington Post.