Joke 889

29 Aug
Mickey Mouse Bus

Mickey Mouse Bus (Photo credit: Joi)

Apologies for the late joke.  Blame yesterday’s public transport.

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Heard on a public transportation vehicle in Orlando.

“When you exit the bus, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step.”

“If you miss your step and hit your head, please lower your voice and watch your language. Thank you.” 

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Seen on the back of a van in Rochester, New York:

Caution: Blind Man Driving

On the side of the van (after passing it to see who might be driving):

Rochester Venetian Blind Co.

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From ahajokes.

 

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4 Responses to “Joke 889”

  1. lanceleuven August 29, 2013 at 12:45 #

    Both excellent! 🙂

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  2. slpmartin August 29, 2013 at 15:20 #

    A good laugh to start my day…thanks.

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  3. benzeknees August 29, 2013 at 17:53 #

    Oh, I can so see everyone trying to catch up the truck with blind man driving to see who was behind the wheel. What a great advertising gimmick!

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  4. vastlycurious.com August 30, 2013 at 02:54 #

    Laughing so hard!!!!

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