Joke 894

3 Sep
WORK RULES...........................YEAH

WORK RULES………………………YEAH (Photo credit: ANDI2..)

General Amalgamated Industries, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He asked the guy, “How much money do you make a week?”

A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, “I make $400 a week. Why?”

The CEO said, “Wait right here.”

He walked back to his office, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said, “Here’s four weeks’ pay. Now GET OUT and don’t come back.”

Feeling pretty good about himself the CEO looked around the room and asked, “Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?”

From across the room a voice said, “Delivery guy from Domino’s Pizza.”

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15 Responses to “Joke 894”

  1. Katharine Trauger September 3, 2013 at 04:10 #

    This is the best joke I’ve heard in ages. It’s been ages since I heard it! ūüėČ It’s the funniest thing going!!!! Thanks for the refresher. ‚̧

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  2. Terry September 3, 2013 at 04:37 #

    haha

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  3. Musings September 3, 2013 at 06:40 #

    I love it! That’s too funny!

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  4. http://vivinfrance.wordpress.com September 3, 2013 at 08:02 #

    Lucky guy.

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  5. David J. Bauman September 3, 2013 at 08:19 #

    Utterly delightful. I laughed and laughed. . . ūüėÄ

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  6. viveka September 3, 2013 at 09:50 #

    This is brilliant, just brilliant. … I wish I was that delivery guy. *smile Highest points today, Linda.

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  7. Janie Jones September 3, 2013 at 13:13 #

    LOL! Loved the joke but I got a good laugh at the image, too!

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  8. sharechair September 3, 2013 at 14:36 #

    so glad the CEO got gotten!

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  9. slpmartin September 3, 2013 at 15:22 #

    Oh that was good!

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  10. Hattie September 3, 2013 at 18:18 #

    These passed the “husband” test. Anything that makes my husband laugh has to be super-funny and he laughed and laughed.

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  11. Grannymar September 3, 2013 at 20:26 #

    Brilliant! I want to steal this one!

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  12. jatwood4 September 4, 2013 at 01:18 #

    !!Guffaw!! ūüėé

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  13. adinparadise September 4, 2013 at 03:10 #

    ūüėÜ Ha!

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