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7 Sep
Bumper sticker

Bumper sticker (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

More Bumper Stickers

  • Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
  • BEER: It’s not just for breakfast.
  • So you’re a feminist…Isn’t that cute.
  • Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
  • It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better.
  • Don’t drink and drive…You might hit a bump and spill it.
  • As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
  • Eschew obfuscation.

    Bumper sticker

    Bumper sticker (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

  • Better living through denial.
  • Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done.
  • Too many freaks; not enough circuses.
  • Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.
  • Ambivalent? Well, yes and no….
  • I thought I wanted a career.  Turns out I just wanted a paycheck.
  • How do I set the laser printer to stun?
  • I’m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert….
  • Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
  • Don’t bother me. I’m living happily ever after.
  • Suburbia: where they tear out the trees and then name streets after them.
  • Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet.
  • Adults are just kids who owe money.
  • Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
  • I majored in liberal arts. Would you like fries with that?
  • If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
  • Help wanted.  Telepath: you know where to apply.
  • Hang up and drive.
Leona's bumper sticker.

Leona’s bumper sticker. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

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