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More Bumper Stickers

• Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
• BEER: It’s not just for breakfast.
• So you’re a feminist…Isn’t that cute.
• Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
• It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better.
• Don’t drink and drive…You might hit a bump and spill it.
• As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
• Eschew obfuscation.
  

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• Better living through denial.
• Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done.
• Too many freaks; not enough circuses.
• Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.
• Ambivalent? Well, yes and no….
• I thought I wanted a career.  Turns out I just wanted a paycheck.
• How do I set the laser printer to stun?
• I’m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert….
• Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
• Don’t bother me. I’m living happily ever after.
• Suburbia: where they tear out the trees and then name streets after them.
• Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet.
• Adults are just kids who owe money.
• Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
• I majored in liberal arts. Would you like fries with that?
• If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
• Help wanted.  Telepath: you know where to apply.
• Hang up and drive.

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