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More Bumper Stickers
- Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
- BEER: It’s not just for breakfast.
- So you’re a feminist…Isn’t that cute.
- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
- It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better.
- Don’t drink and drive…You might hit a bump and spill it.
- As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
- Eschew obfuscation.
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- Better living through denial.
- Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done.
- Too many freaks; not enough circuses.
- Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.
- Ambivalent? Well, yes and no….
- I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted a paycheck.
- How do I set the laser printer to stun?
- I’m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert….
- Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
- Don’t bother me. I’m living happily ever after.
- Suburbia: where they tear out the trees and then name streets after them.
- Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet.
- Adults are just kids who owe money.
- Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
- I majored in liberal arts. Would you like fries with that?
- If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
- Help wanted. Telepath: you know where to apply.
- Hang up and drive.
Leona’s bumper sticker. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
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take it that you are now feeling better..that is good….thank you for your kind comment about Maya
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Oh there are some really good ones in this group…the one on ‘Suburbia’ really struck a chord with me…given what I see housing developers doing in the States.
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Some absolute stunners here. I particularly like the ambivalence of “Eschew obfuscation.”
Have I missed something: you’ve been poorly? I’ve been skyping an off-line Tilly for days – I’ll phone later. Whatever it was, I hope you’re better now.
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No! I intend to phone you today!
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‘Don’t bother me. I’m living happily ever after.’ would make a good epitaph!
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You’re right!
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tilly, these are wonderful. And as one who has spent forty miles trapped behind Mr. Forgetful, “Forget world peace. Turn off your turn signal NOW”
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😀 I hate it when that happens!
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How about “Too soon old, too late wise.” My Dad had ‘eschew obfuscation’ on his office wall, its pretty old. Later he had, “Retired, no work, no money, no food, no home.”
I like “Denial, a river in Egypt” but it’s no longer politically correct. Dianne
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Hehe 🙂
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The coexist is superb! I wish it could be true.
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Brilliant, isn’t it?
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so many of those hold more truth than humor, you know what I mean?
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I do 🙂
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Those are all sooo very good, every one of them.
So my vote will be split between
“So you’re a feminist…Isn’t that cute”
and
“As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.”
Mine will be
“Lock your door before you practice Twerking and put out the candles first.”
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Twerking?
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Not suitable for a mature audience
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3oGYIBJdGjc&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D3oGYIBJdGjc
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Loved this video; felt queasy watching Miley…
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I love these! Thanks for the smiles!
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Love these, especially the “total waste of makeup” day. 🙂
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Still laughing, “This day was a waste of make up.”
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Great, again!
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We are working on he coexisting bit… have some fabulous Muslim and Buddhist friends, I don’t agree with *all* of their philosophy nor they mine but we agree to disagree, respect that each others differences are personal to each of us and were ALL surprised to find over time that we have far more in common than we first thought we did.
Generalisations and tarring everyone with the same brush can do a lot of damage, being open to new and “different” types of friends is an eye opener(it also raised a few eyebrows for a few people we know when female guests in hijab’s turned up at several of our birthday parties … definitely a learning experience!
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Sometimes it’s good to have our eyes opened 😉
The important thing, as you mentioned, is to respect each other’s differences.
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