Joke 899

8 Sep
A Jailhouse Rock

A Jailhouse Rock (Photo credit: Cayusa)

Did you hear about Stanley the fly who flew through a screen door at full speed?  Strained himself.

It was another fine mesh he got himself into.

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A small grocery store had just installed some new juice machines and everybody who worked there was excited about who would be chosen to run them.

One employee in particular, a grocery bagger, was determined to get the job. He went to the manager and made his case, telling his boss how excited he was about the new juicers, and how badly he wanted to be the one chosen to run them.

His boss turned him down.

“But why?” protested the hapless young man.

“Sorry, son,” replied his boss, “everybody knows that baggers can’t be juicers.”

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From jokesareawesome.com

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8 Responses to “Joke 899”

  1. Terry September 8, 2013 at 04:52 #

    those were cute!

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  2. Helen Cherry September 8, 2013 at 09:55 #

    😉

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  3. Grannymar September 8, 2013 at 11:19 #

    I need a screen door or one of those zapper things you see in the butcher shops!

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  4. colonialist September 8, 2013 at 14:59 #

    I bag for Mersey from jokes such as this.

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  5. SchmidleysScribbling September 8, 2013 at 17:43 #

    Poor little bagger.

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  6. slpmartin September 8, 2013 at 19:46 #

    Cute!

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  7. jatwood4 September 9, 2013 at 02:52 #

    P-U! good pun!

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