Joke 899

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Did you hear about Stanley the fly who flew through a screen door at full speed?  Strained himself.

It was another fine mesh he got himself into.

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A small grocery store had just installed some new juice machines and everybody who worked there was excited about who would be chosen to run them.

One employee in particular, a grocery bagger, was determined to get the job. He went to the manager and made his case, telling his boss how excited he was about the new juicers, and how badly he wanted to be the one chosen to run them.

His boss turned him down.

“But why?” protested the hapless young man.

“Sorry, son,” replied his boss, “everybody knows that baggers can’t be juicers.”

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