Joke 903

12 Sep
Boy and Sheep

Boy and Sheep (Photo credit: peretzp)

Today’s topic is sheep.  Do you know how difficult it is to find a clean joke on the internet about sheep?

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Why did the farmer cross the barnyard?

To give the sheep a bath.

…Think about it…

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What did they name the sheep who had all his wool cut off?

Shaun.

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What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

Sheep Sign in Lime Street Station, Liverpool, ...

Sheep Sign in Lime Street Station, Liverpool, England (Photo credit: nikoretro)

Mary had a little lamb,
Its feet were full of lard.
Every step the lamb did take,
it slipped back half a yard.

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Mary had a little lamb.
You’ve heard it all before.
But did you know she passed her plate
And had a little more?

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19 Responses to “Joke 903”

  1. Terry September 12, 2013 at 04:09 #

    these were cute!

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  2. siggiofmaine September 12, 2013 at 04:18 #

    Sigh…big SIGH……you know I’ll repeat them !
    Peace
    Siggi

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  3. Katharine Trauger September 12, 2013 at 04:21 #

    The photo was the funniest! How is that sheep clinging to that boy? I give up!!!

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  4. vastlycurious.com September 12, 2013 at 06:08 #

    HA
    HAA
    HAAA
    BAAAAA

    I loved the photograph !

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  5. http://vivinfrance.wordpress.com September 12, 2013 at 07:17 #

    The French expression for clouds (in the song La Mer) is “les blanc moutons” = the white sheep.

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  6. benzeknees September 12, 2013 at 19:42 #

    I, of course, did not get the first one since I have no knowledge of sheep & farmers.

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  7. slpmartin September 13, 2013 at 00:28 #

    Hmm…sheep jokes…the shear fun of them.

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  8. Grannymar September 13, 2013 at 08:13 #

    here is a minty fresh one from me:

    Mary had a little lamb,
    She took it to the shops.
    It strayed into the Butchers,
    And he cut it up for chops.

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