Today’s topic is sheep. Do you know how difficult it is to find a clean joke on the internet about sheep?
Why did the farmer cross the barnyard?
To give the sheep a bath.
…Think about it…
What did they name the sheep who had all his wool cut off?
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
Mary had a little lamb,
Its feet were full of lard.
Every step the lamb did take,
it slipped back half a yard.
Mary had a little lamb.
You’ve heard it all before.
But did you know she passed her plate
And had a little more?