Boy and Sheep (Photo credit: peretzp)
Today’s topic is sheep. Do you know how difficult it is to find a clean joke on the internet about sheep?
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Why did the farmer cross the barnyard?
To give the sheep a bath.
…Think about it…
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What did they name the sheep who had all his wool cut off?
Shaun.
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What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
Sheep Sign in Lime Street Station, Liverpool, England (Photo credit: nikoretro)
Mary had a little lamb,
Its feet were full of lard.
Every step the lamb did take,
it slipped back half a yard.
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Mary had a little lamb.
You’ve heard it all before.
But did you know she passed her plate
And had a little more?
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The Laughing Housewife 
these were cute!
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Sigh…big SIGH……you know I’ll repeat them !
Peace
Siggi
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I know it! 😀
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The photo was the funniest! How is that sheep clinging to that boy? I give up!!!
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Bizarre, isn’t it?
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Superglue. Definitely.
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😀
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HA
HAA
HAAA
BAAAAA
I loved the photograph !
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I love your response!
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Did moi make YOU smile??? WOW!
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You did! It’s easy to make me smile.
Not to take anything away from you, of course 🙂
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The French expression for clouds (in the song La Mer) is “les blanc moutons” = the white sheep.
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That’s so cool 🙂
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I, of course, did not get the first one since I have no knowledge of sheep & farmers.
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😀 😀
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Hmm…sheep jokes…the shear fun of them.
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😀
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here is a minty fresh one from me:
Mary had a little lamb,
She took it to the shops.
It strayed into the Butchers,
And he cut it up for chops.
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😀 😀 😀
Yummy!
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