Joke 906

15 Sep
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A child asked his father, “How were people born?”

His father replied, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.”

The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys; then we evolved to become like we are now.”

The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!”

His father replied, “No; your mom was talking about her side of the family.”

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From laughfactory.com, via Vastly Curious.

 

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8 Responses to “Joke 906”

  1. Katharine Trauger September 15, 2013 at 04:42 #

    Do love this one! 😀

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  2. slpmartin September 15, 2013 at 05:03 #

    Oh…now this was just a perfect…let’s see who can I forward this to? 🙂

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  3. restlessjo September 15, 2013 at 08:45 #

    Oh dear! I’ve given up with the jokes Tilly, but I couldn’t resist a closer look at the beautiful babe. Stay well 🙂

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  4. SchmidleysScribbling September 15, 2013 at 15:58 #

    So is that baby Spudkins? Dianne

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  5. Grannymar September 15, 2013 at 17:05 #

    I like it! I think I might steal it!

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  6. viveka September 16, 2013 at 11:56 #

    This is just a topper. Excellent, Linda.

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  7. Musings September 16, 2013 at 19:52 #

    Ouch! This is hilarious!

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