A visitor to Texas once asked, “Does it ever rain out here?”
A rancher replied, “Yes, it does.”
“When?” asked the visitor.
Noah carrying a stack of animals in Noah’s Ark. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
“Do you remember that part in the Bible where it rained for 40 days and 40 nights?”
The visitor replied, “Yes, I’m familiar with Noah’s flood.”
“Well,” the rancher puffed up, “we got about half an inch that time.”
source: http://www.jokebuddha.com/Visitor#ixzz2ezuhF5SP
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
The Laughing Housewife 
Oh my that sounds like SoCal these last few years….a good one.
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Sounds like a Texan…good one !
Peace
Siggi
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Good one, Linda …. that is Texas for you, meet a guy from Texas at Heathrow … and he said nearly the same thing. *smile
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Even rain doesn’t mess with Texas.
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How very true.
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No kidding? I guess I didn’t realize it was THAT dry in Texas.
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Texas sure has a long way to catch up on Ireland!
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