Joke 907

16 Sep

A visitor to Texas once asked, “Does it ever rain out here?”

A rancher replied, “Yes, it does.”

“When?” asked the visitor.

Noah carrying a stack of animals in Noah's Ark.

Noah carrying a stack of animals in Noah’s Ark. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

“Do you remember that part in the Bible where it rained for 40 days and 40 nights?”

The visitor replied, “Yes, I’m familiar with Noah’s flood.”

“Well,” the rancher puffed up, “we got about half an inch that time.”




7 Responses to “Joke 907”

  1. slpmartin September 16, 2013 at 04:10 #

    Oh my that sounds like SoCal these last few years….a good one.


  2. siggiofmaine September 16, 2013 at 04:24 #

    Sounds like a Texan…good one !


  3. viveka September 16, 2013 at 09:27 #

    Good one, Linda …. that is Texas for you, meet a guy from Texas at Heathrow … and he said nearly the same thing. *smile


  4. Al September 16, 2013 at 15:11 #

    Even rain doesn’t mess with Texas.


  5. mairedubhtx September 16, 2013 at 15:15 #

    How very true.


  6. Musings September 16, 2013 at 19:51 #

    No kidding? I guess I didn’t realize it was THAT dry in Texas.


  7. Grannymar September 19, 2013 at 09:14 #

    Texas sure has a long way to catch up on Ireland!


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