Short jokes, because long jokes take too, um, long, to copy & paste.
- ‘Employee of the month’ is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. Demetri Martin
- What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick. Traditional
- Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxis and cutting hair. George Burns
- How do you call a prison inmate? Use a cell phone. Unknown
- Nelson Mandela, he’s been out of prison for 16 years and hasn’t re-offended. I think he’s going straight. Which shows you, prison works. Ricky Gervais
- Why do seagulls live near the sea? Because if they lived near the bay, they’d be called bagels. Unknown
- I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album. Rita Rudner
- I won’t say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. Lenny Bruce
- I went to a general store. They wouldn’t let me buy anything specifically. Steven Wright
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Got a few chuckles from these short ones…always good to go to bed with a smile.
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love the saying on the T-shirt!
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Bagels! Ha!
Love the T-shirt.
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That George Burns one is too true to be anything but hilarious!
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Lots of good ones here!
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Speaking of the Pope. He called a gal here in the US after she refused to abort her baby (her boyfriend had dumped her after telling her to get rid of the pregnancy) and offered to baptize the baby.
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Really? I didn’t hear that story.
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That Ricky Gervais one is brilliant! 😀
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Why does the person wearing this T-shirt, have such a small waist? 🙂
Love the Mandela one.
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Quick easy laughs are what I need this a.m.
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Then you’re in the right place 🙂
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