Joke 911

20 Sep
Enemy Engaged 2

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A young man finds the woman of his dreams and asks her to marry him. He tells his mother he wants her to meet his fiancee, but he wants to make a bit of a game out of it. He says he’ll bring the girl over with two other women and see if his mother can guess which is the one he wants to marry. His mother agrees to the game.

That night, he shows up at his mother’s house with three beautiful young ladies. They all sit down on the couch, and everyone has a wonderful evening talking and getting to know each other.

At the end of the evening, the young man asks his mother, ‘OK, Mom, which one is the woman I want to marry?’

Without hesitation his mother replies, ‘The one in the middle.’

The young man is astounded. ‘How in the world did you figure it out?’

‘Easy,’ she says. ‘I don’t like her.’




16 Responses to “Joke 911”

  1. Katharine Trauger September 20, 2013 at 04:05 #

    But…but…my mother-in-law only has ONE son!!!!


  2. Terry September 20, 2013 at 04:22 #

    isn’t that the truth in reality!


  3. David J. Bauman September 20, 2013 at 04:25 #

    Brilliant! 🙂


  4. slpmartin September 20, 2013 at 06:38 #

    Nothing like a mother’s basic observational skills. 🙂


  5. Eliz@MirthandMotivation September 20, 2013 at 06:56 #

    What a riot… and typical too. Love this joke and wanted to pop in and say thank you for staying in touch during my MIA… Glad to reconnect too.


  6. lanceleuven September 20, 2013 at 08:14 #

    Oh that’s an excellent one, Tilly! Well, that’s my plan for the day sorted. Telling everyone I meet that joke. 🙂


  7. September 20, 2013 at 08:39 #

    Sad, but it does happen like that.


  8. colonialist September 20, 2013 at 09:49 #

    Mostly the case – so glad I was an exception!
    So the enemy is taking a long time about getting married? 🙂


  9. Grannymar September 20, 2013 at 18:56 #

    😆 So glad I was never put in that position!


  10. sharechair September 20, 2013 at 21:43 #



  11. Barbara September 24, 2013 at 08:22 #

    Brilliant! 🙂


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