Joke 913

Scotty Cannon, Denver 1999. Cannon is an NHRA funny car driver in the U.S. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

“I rent a lot of cars, but I don’t always know everything about them. So a lot of times, I drive for like ten miles with the emergency brake on. That doesn’t say a lot for me, but it really doesn’t say a lot for the emergency brake. It’s really not an emergency brake; it’s an emergency “make the car smell funny” lever.” – Mitch Hedberg

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Condoms prevent minivans

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Guy walks into my parts store. Says, “I need a gas cap for a Kia.”

I said, “Okay, sounds like a fair trade.”

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From Jalopnik