How do you know when a plane is full of teenagers?
When the engine stops, the whining goes on.
When a family moved into their new house, a visiting relative asked the five-year-old how he liked the new place.
“It’s terrific,” he said. “I have my own room, my brother has his own room, and my sister has her own room. But poor mom is still sleeping with dad.”
A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. ‘Mommy can’t come to the phone to talk to you right now. She’s hitting the bottle.’
Two young boys started a conversation in the waiting room of a doctors’ office.
The first one asked the other, “What are you here for?”
The second replied, “I’m here to get circumcised.”
“Oh boy!” said the first, “I was circumcised when I was born and I couldn’t walk for a year and a half.”