Joke 916

25 Sep
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What Kids Really Think About…

…Love

  • “One of the people has freckles and so he finds somebody else who has freckles too.” Andrew, age 6
  • “No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell… That’s why perfume and deodorant are so popular.” Mae, age 9 
  • “I think you’re supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn’t supposed to be so painful.” Manual, age 8
  • “It’s like an avalanche where you have to run for your life.” John, age 9 
  • “If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don’t want to do it. It takes too long.” Glenn, age 7 
  • “If you want to be loved by somebody who isn’t already in your family, it doesn’t hurt to be beautiful.” Anita C., age 8 
  • “It isn’t always just how you look. Look at me. I’m handsome like anything and I haven’t got anybody to marry me yet.” Brian, age 7 
  • “Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time.” Christine, age 9
  • “Mooshy…like puppy dogs…except puppy dogs don’t wag their tails nearly as much.” Arnold, age 10
  • “When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down and they don’t get up for at least an hour.” Wendy, age 8 
…Lovers Going To The Movies
  • “All of a sudden, the people get movies fever so they can sit together in the dark.” Sherm, age 8
  • “They want to make sure their rings don’t fall off because they paid good money for them.” Gavin, age 8 
  • “They are just practicing for when they might have to walk down the aisle someday and do the holy matchimony thing.” John, age 9

 

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13 Responses to “Joke 916”

  1. Terry September 25, 2013 at 04:26 #

    I loved Brian, age 7’s remark!!

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  2. Katharine Trauger September 25, 2013 at 05:40 #

    Totally cute. 🙂 Thanks for sharing these!

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  3. misswhiplash September 25, 2013 at 07:33 #

    You can always count on kids to tell the truth…

    Also pool pics will be shown when pool room is completed as the pool cannot be erected in winter months asthe intense cold would damage th vinyl…so that will be all ready for next May

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  4. http://vivinfrance.wordpress.com September 25, 2013 at 08:18 #

    That bighead Brian may have to wait a long time to find someone to take him on!

    Don’t we just love kids’ sayings?

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  5. bevchen September 25, 2013 at 08:37 #

    Loved Brian’s comment. Hahaha.

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  6. bluebee September 25, 2013 at 10:28 #

    Glenn – 😆
    Brian’s comment reminds me of my dad.

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  7. sharechair September 25, 2013 at 11:38 #

    Wish I had talked with Gavin. I’m on my third wedding ring in 40 years. 😯

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  8. jmgoyder September 25, 2013 at 11:57 #

    I love what kids say – fantastic collection!

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  9. SchmidleysScribbling September 25, 2013 at 14:55 #

    KIds….they never change.

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  10. slpmartin September 26, 2013 at 01:51 #

    I rather liked Glenn’s response> 🙂

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  11. Grannymar September 26, 2013 at 18:35 #

    I love the world through the eyes and mouths of children.

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