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What Kids Really Think About…

…Love

• “One of the people has freckles and so he finds somebody else who has freckles too.” Andrew, age 6
• “No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell… That’s why perfume and deodorant are so popular.” Mae, age 9 
• “I think you’re supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn’t supposed to be so painful.” Manual, age 8
• “It’s like an avalanche where you have to run for your life.” John, age 9 
• “If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don’t want to do it. It takes too long.” Glenn, age 7 
• “If you want to be loved by somebody who isn’t already in your family, it doesn’t hurt to be beautiful.” Anita C., age 8 
• “It isn’t always just how you look. Look at me. I’m handsome like anything and I haven’t got anybody to marry me yet.” Brian, age 7 
• “Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time.” Christine, age 9
• “Mooshy…like puppy dogs…except puppy dogs don’t wag their tails nearly as much.” Arnold, age 10
• “When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down and they don’t get up for at least an hour.” Wendy, age 8 

…Lovers Going To The Movies

• “All of a sudden, the people get movies fever so they can sit together in the dark.” Sherm, age 8
• “They want to make sure their rings don’t fall off because they paid good money for them.” Gavin, age 8 
• “They are just practicing for when they might have to walk down the aisle someday and do the holy matchimony thing.” John, age 9

 

From abitoffun.com