Joke 917

26 Sep
Love of food

Love of food (Photo credit: tsakshaug)

More Children On The Subject Of Love

  • “I’m in favor of love as long as it doesn’t happen when ‘Dinosaurs’ is on television.” Jill, age 6
  • “Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me.” Dave, age 8
  • “I’m not rushing into being in love. I’m finding fourth grade hard enough.” Regina, age 10

On Relationships

  • “Sensitivity don’t hurt.” Robbie, age 8
  • “One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills.” Ava, age 8

On Making Someone Fall In Love With You

  • “Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores.” Del, age 6
  • “Shake your hips and hope for the best.” Camille, age 9
  • “Yell out that you love them at the top of your lungs…and don’t worry if their parents are right there.” Manuel, age 8
  • Don’t do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain’t the same thing as love.” Alonzo, age 9
  • “One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it’s something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me.” Bart, age 9

On The Food Of Love

  • “Just see if the man picks up the check. That’s how you can tell if he’s in love.” Bobby, age 9
  • “Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold… Other people care more about the food.” Bart, age 9
  • “Romantic adults usually are all dressed up, so if they are just wearing jeans it might mean they used to go out or they just broke up.” Sarah, age 9
  • “See if the man has lipstick on his face.” Sandra, age 7
  • “It’s love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire. They like to order those because it’s just like how their hearts are – on fire.” Christine, age 9

On Those Three Little Words

  • “The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope he showers at least once a day.” Michelle, age 9
  • “Some lovers might be real nervous, so they are glad that they finally got it out and said it and now they can go eat.” Dick, age 7

From bitoffun.com

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10 Responses to “Joke 917”

  1. http://vivinfrance.wordpress.com September 26, 2013 at 12:08 #

    That Alonzo will go far!

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  2. judyt54 September 26, 2013 at 14:24 #

    “as long as he showers once a day” gotta love a kid like that. Romantic, but practical…these are gems

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  3. slpmartin September 26, 2013 at 15:29 #

    Must agree Alonzo has a bright future. 🙂

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  4. adinparadise September 26, 2013 at 18:19 #

    “Shake your hips and hope for the best.” Priceless! 😆

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  5. Grannymar September 26, 2013 at 21:36 #

    They are all so good, I find it difficult to find a favourite!

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  6. lanceleuven September 26, 2013 at 21:57 #

    Absolute genius!

    ““Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me.” Dave, age 8”

    Boy, do I know that feeling. 😉

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  7. colonialist September 26, 2013 at 23:08 #

    Perceptive!
    I like Regina’s thinking.

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  8. Three Well Beings September 27, 2013 at 03:57 #

    “It’s love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire. They like to order those because it’s just like how their hearts are – on fire.” Christine, age 9

    What a little romantic, and only 9! I loved this response. LOL!

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  9. Hattie September 27, 2013 at 18:03 #

    They are so wise,these children.

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