Joke 917

26 Sep
Love of food

Love of food (Photo credit: tsakshaug)

More Children On The Subject Of Love

  • “I’m in favor of love as long as it doesn’t happen when ‘Dinosaurs’ is on television.” Jill, age 6
  • “Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me.” Dave, age 8
  • “I’m not rushing into being in love. I’m finding fourth grade hard enough.” Regina, age 10

On Relationships

  • “Sensitivity don’t hurt.” Robbie, age 8
  • “One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills.” Ava, age 8

On Making Someone Fall In Love With You

  • “Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores.” Del, age 6
  • “Shake your hips and hope for the best.” Camille, age 9
  • “Yell out that you love them at the top of your lungs…and don’t worry if their parents are right there.” Manuel, age 8
  • Don’t do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain’t the same thing as love.” Alonzo, age 9
  • “One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it’s something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me.” Bart, age 9

On The Food Of Love

  • “Just see if the man picks up the check. That’s how you can tell if he’s in love.” Bobby, age 9
  • “Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold… Other people care more about the food.” Bart, age 9
  • “Romantic adults usually are all dressed up, so if they are just wearing jeans it might mean they used to go out or they just broke up.” Sarah, age 9
  • “See if the man has lipstick on his face.” Sandra, age 7
  • “It’s love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire. They like to order those because it’s just like how their hearts are – on fire.” Christine, age 9

On Those Three Little Words

  • “The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope he showers at least once a day.” Michelle, age 9
  • “Some lovers might be real nervous, so they are glad that they finally got it out and said it and now they can go eat.” Dick, age 7

From bitoffun.com

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10 Responses to “Joke 917”

  1. http://vivinfrance.wordpress.com September 26, 2013 at 12:08 #

    That Alonzo will go far!

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  2. judyt54 September 26, 2013 at 14:24 #

    “as long as he showers once a day” gotta love a kid like that. Romantic, but practical…these are gems

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  3. slpmartin September 26, 2013 at 15:29 #

    Must agree Alonzo has a bright future. ūüôā

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  4. adinparadise September 26, 2013 at 18:19 #

    “Shake your hips and hope for the best.” Priceless! ūüėÜ

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  5. Grannymar September 26, 2013 at 21:36 #

    They are all so good, I find it difficult to find a favourite!

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  6. lanceleuven September 26, 2013 at 21:57 #

    Absolute genius!

    “‚ÄúLove will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me.‚ÄĚ Dave, age 8”

    Boy, do I know that feeling. ūüėČ

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  7. colonialist September 26, 2013 at 23:08 #

    Perceptive!
    I like Regina’s thinking.

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  8. Three Well Beings September 27, 2013 at 03:57 #

    ‚ÄúIt‚Äôs love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire. They like to order those because it‚Äôs just like how their hearts are ‚Äď on fire.‚ÄĚ Christine, age 9

    What a little romantic, and only 9! I loved this response. LOL!

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  9. Hattie September 27, 2013 at 18:03 #

    They are so wise,these children.

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