Joke 918

27 Sep
Thats funny,   because I thought the word was ...

(Photo credit: Graela)

TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.
***
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
***
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
***
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

***
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
***
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t
have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

*

From Vivinfrance, via her son and grandson

[victorian child care]

[victorian child care] (Photo credit: RHiNO NEAL)

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12 Responses to “Joke 918”

  1. Terry September 27, 2013 at 04:12 #

    the kid jokes are always my favorites! thanks

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  2. http://vivinfrance.wordpress.com September 27, 2013 at 04:54 #

    I knew I’d read these somewhere!

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  3. bevchen September 27, 2013 at 07:33 #

    Aaah, I love these! Kid jokes are the best.

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  4. gingerfightback September 27, 2013 at 08:07 #

    Love the times tables gag!

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  5. bluebee September 27, 2013 at 10:53 #

    Winnie deserves a hug 🙂

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  6. Grannymar September 27, 2013 at 15:29 #

    Love them, they remind me of my young grandnieces!

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  7. Janie Jones September 27, 2013 at 17:10 #

    Loved the H to O one. I have to steal it!

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  8. adinparadise September 27, 2013 at 20:26 #

    Priceless photo of kids in the stocks. Some of these old traditions should be revived. 😀

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  9. colonialist September 28, 2013 at 19:20 #

    Thanks for the far knees!
    Where can I buy one of those childcare systems?

    Like

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