TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
***
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t
have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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the kid jokes are always my favorites! thanks
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I knew I’d read these somewhere!
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Thanks for them!
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Aaah, I love these! Kid jokes are the best.
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Love the times tables gag!
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Winnie deserves a hug 🙂
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Love them, they remind me of my young grandnieces!
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Loved the H to O one. I have to steal it!
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Help yourself! It’s quite an old one; I think I’ve used it before 🙂
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Priceless photo of kids in the stocks. Some of these old traditions should be revived. 😀
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😀
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Thanks for the far knees!
Where can I buy one of those childcare systems?
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