Joke 919

28 Sep
Push-through cleaning station

Push-through cleaning station (Photo credit: magnusfranklin)

More jokes from Viv’s son’s son:

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
***
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘ I. ‘
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie…Always say, ‘I am.’
MILLIE: All right… ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’

***
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry
tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
***
TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
***
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as
your brother’s.  Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It’s the same dog.
***
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.

How much farther now papa smurf?

How much farther now papa smurf? (Photo credit: Graela)

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6 Responses to “Joke 919”

  1. Musings September 28, 2013 at 08:01 #

    Ouch about the teacher, but so funny.

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  2. granny1947 September 28, 2013 at 16:23 #

    Love the carton…so true!

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  3. Grannymar September 28, 2013 at 20:27 #

    I think I would like to adopt Simon!

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  4. bluebee September 28, 2013 at 23:36 #

    Thanks for the guffaws thus morning 😆

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  5. Barbara September 29, 2013 at 00:42 #

    I am the 9th letter of the alphabet 🙂 Classic!

    Like

  6. slpmartin September 29, 2013 at 01:43 #

    Oh this were fun….liked the one about praying before a meal best.

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