Joke 920

29 Sep

Woman1:  Oh! You got a haircut! That’s so cute!

Hairstyle

Hairstyle (Photo credit: Frédéric Renaud)

Woman2:  Do you think so? I wasn’t sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don’t think it’s too fluffy looking?

Woman1:  No, it’s perfect. I’d love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I’m pretty much stuck with this stuff, I think.

Woman2:  Are you serious? I think your face is adorable, and you could easily get one of those layer cuts – that would look so good on you. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.

Woman1:  Oh – I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.

Woman2:  Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms – see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier…

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Man1:  Haircut?

Man2:  Yeah.

 

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4 Responses to “Joke 920”

  1. Terry September 29, 2013 at 04:20 #

    and that’s the way it always works! lol

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  2. slpmartin September 29, 2013 at 05:25 #

    Hmm…that does sound right! 🙂

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  3. judyt54 September 29, 2013 at 13:44 #

    that one made me chuckle out loud. perfect.

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  4. Grannymar September 29, 2013 at 20:48 #

    Yeah. The guys go to get their hair cut, are through in ten minutes and it costs less than half the price we have to pay.

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