Joke 922

1 Oct
Vampire Cat

Vampire Cat (Photo credit: moofie)

Three vampires walk into a bar.

“What can I get you?” asks the bartender.

“Blood,” orders the first vampire.

“Make it two,” says the second.

The bartender looks at the third. “What about you, buddy?”

“Plasma,” says the vampire.

“Okay,” replies the barman. “Let me make sure I’ve got this straight. Two bloods and a blood light.”


From Inspirational Otter



13 Responses to “Joke 922”

  1. Hattie October 1, 2013 at 04:22 #

    This one passed the husband test. He thought it was very funny.


  2. slpmartin October 1, 2013 at 04:55 #

    Very cute.


  3. Terry October 1, 2013 at 05:28 #

    that was cute, hehe


  4. October 1, 2013 at 06:24 #



  5. fairyfeet October 1, 2013 at 09:06 #

    Very scary cat!


  6. sanstorm October 1, 2013 at 09:20 #

    Thanks TB. I have been needing a punchline challenge. So I’ll go with Vampires. That’ll distract me nicely all day until I have ten gags.
    Fangk you.


  7. colonialist October 1, 2013 at 15:03 #

    I thought I saw it coming, but what I expected was a ‘Diet Blood’. 🙂


  8. Grannymar October 1, 2013 at 16:28 #

    I’m with Viv on this one. Yuk!


  9. Al October 1, 2013 at 16:35 #

    Bloody funny, mate.


  10. Pearl October 2, 2013 at 01:46 #

    yay, you made hubby laugh.


  11. Tom Merriman October 2, 2013 at 21:51 #

    😀 My kind of joke!


  12. lanceleuven October 2, 2013 at 22:17 #

    That cat looks freaky!


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